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Race for the Cure - Coming Soon on The Rag TV Channel 4

This fall The Rag Television Channel 4 puts life and death on the line in an unprecedented series of reality TV events to be broadcast weekly or perhaps more frequently as our ratings dictate. Some call it television without a net, we call it Race For The Cure.

In conjunction with the Dreams-May-Come-True Foundation, the American Clinical Oncology Association, and the República Federativa do Brasil, our producers pit five teams of 2 surgical oncologists, one graduate lab technician, two nurse practitioners, one college cheerleader and one terminally ill cancer patient in fierce combat for $7000.

Each team will be given a random assortment of sharps, a rare tropical plant and four magnets to cure their assigned patient. The first team to shrink all malignant masses by 85% wins $7000. But the clock's ticking. If the 48 hour buzzer sounds and all the patients still have tumors, the pot's rolled over, the next five teams are rolled in and the next episode's taping begins!

Watch The Rag Television Channel 4 this fall and be sure to catch all our live updates at TheRag.com.

 


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