Why Are Racehorse Names So Bad?

In this paper we shall do two things. 1) prove that race horse names are unforgivably lame. 2) conclusively determine, through deductive proof, why 1) is true. The below table of actual horse names is proof of 1) Turn Editorial Comment On Name notes... Buckpasser Al Hattab Danzatame Precise End Thunder Puddles Tomorrows Cat Talc Unadilla Coxsackie Vice Regent Corsage Third Wife Love From The Air Spectaculardynasty I Be Classy Thrillerfrommanila Michael's Lead Moment of Space Snifter Iodine Referee Bob Glenda Smile In Newt's Corner Sovereign Rip Torn Boots On Sunday Adif Hamatress Bartok Fabulous Champ Free House I Can Fly Mountain Bike Phonetics Undercover Man And now to fulfill 2). In an earlier paper by Moreau (1995), it was shown that the idle class is statistically the least creative and most myopic population, and it was further shown in a paper by Kendrick et al. (2000) that in certain closed systems, successive generations of a taxonomy become increasingly more lame. By proving that race horse naming is not such a taxonomy, I will show that its members are so fucking stupid solely due to the Moreau Effect (1995). Click here to see a completely random computer generated list of corresponding race horse names that kick these names' ass!