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Postcards From The Ranch

President Bush sent The Rag postcards while he was on vacation in Crawford, Texas. Many. many postcards. We're surprised, frankly, at the number of postcards he sent. Where did he find the time? Shocked. We've taken the duty to transcribe them for you so that they may be more easily read.

To The Rag
Hey, What's up? I'm in Texas, my hometown! Wish you were here. No wait, no I don't!
the W.
www.therag.com
Al's internet
World Wide Web
USA
Dear The Rag,
Like these postcards I sent? I got them free at a bar. Right by the men's room!

George
The Rag dot com
World Wide Web
America
Dear The Rag,
Howdy from the Ranch! What's new? Anything going on back home?
George W.
The Rag
www.therag.com
the Internet, USA
Hi
I got this secret web page that lets me control things from Crawford. Cool! Sometimes it's boring.
George W
the Rag
www.therag.com
internet, God's Country
Dear TR,
the Bush twins came down to visit. Man, are they hot. Of course I think so. I'm their daddy!
W
The Rag
www.therag.com
the Internet, the States
Dear The Rag,
Don's got this formula. if ('I' is scratched out, ed.) we catch more fish each day than the soldiers we loose, then we're on the right track in Iraq.
George (W)
The Rag
www.therag.com
the internet, USA
Dear Therag,
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something. I hate that. Don't you hate that. It's getting in the way of my relaxation.
George*W*Bush
the Rag
www.therag.com
internet, USA
Yo TR!
Don and Colin say I should stay here two weeks more. I think I should get back. What do you think?
George W.
The Rag
www.therag.com
INTERNET
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