Stop and Smell the Roses: A Short FableStop was a bright red rose who prided herself on her lovely hue, though she lacked any scent.
Smell was a dull fleshy color (only her mother called her pink), but she smelled so lovely that the neighboring carnations refused to bloom.
Smell was assaulted nightly by a swarm of insatiable insects, pillaging her nectar wantonly, smearing her pollen across their pheromone swollen exoskeletons, leaving her with rent and bruised anthers.
Stop was snipped off and stuffed in a fat man’s lapel.
The Moral: Stop making fun of my Gold-Toe Cotton Fluffies.
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