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Am I a letter J or not? From the makers of "Am I On Fire or Not?" and "Am I making Butter or Not".

Cam Cam. Web cam of my computer screen.

Do You like extreme religion? Try Islam. It tends to be extreme!

Gods Playing Poker. Find graphics artist.

I am a born again folkie.

Website where companies go to meet. Personals for companies looking to merge. PAF seeks PPA in exchange for SO. Stuff like that.

CF on the proto pipe. "It's like eating crab."

Is that your final answer? Yes it is Regis and get the fuck out of my bed.

"Clarence Moore is a giant prick. Clarence Moore can't manage money. Clarence Moore won't do yardwork. Clarence Moore doesn't know his own children. That Stephanie bitch can have him. If I see Clarence Moore again, I might hurt the man." Vote Harlan Elkins for State Senate. Paid for by the former wives of Clarence Moore.

Iraqi family sitting at home. Front wall of the den explodes. Family jumps up and looks outside. "We're free!" they exclaim as they run out of their house into the street.

Pork grade turkey

This show brought to you by the embodiment of all your fears.

Vote for Clarence Moore. He won't fall alseep on C-Span.

Spring break Kabul. Show us your neck! Show us your neck! Woman shows a half inch of skin on her neck as she giggles. She is promptly shot dead.

 


Paperback Review - Jump the Shark: TV Edition
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Promotional Slogan for Hell, The Theme Park
"Hell: now with handrails."