The Rag Action Network: How To Survive Quakers

Each bullet presents one (1) technique. Techniques may be combined only when they have been mastered.

• Flee along a rocky path. This will hinder the wheels of their cart.
  
• Conceal your face in peat moss.
  
• Immediately begin building a barn, ask them for help, and then flee along the rocky path.
  
• Cut out the face of the Quaker guy on the oatmeal container. Now use the container to disguise yourself.
  
• Buckle their shoes together.
  
• The more butter you churn, the more they will fear you.
  
• Put a pot on your head, and plant apple orchards. When the apples ripen, throw them at the horses.
  
• Impersonate Harrison Ford, tell them you're making a movie, and they should all get into the bathtub.
  
• Grab your hairdryer and threaten to plug it into something.