How to Make the World Perfect
Ganesha Interviews Ganesha
Hear one of Hinduism's most popular gods reflect upon his own nature.
Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun
Excerpt from President Bush's appearance before a joint session of Congress.
What is That Pain?
Open Letter To Whoever Has Been Looking At Porn On My Computer
How To Survive Quakers
(If you put a "c" after the "k" in "Quaker," it's really funny).
Things That Move
Excerpts from the personal lab notebook of the world's greatest biolo-botonist
Love Lost And Found
Browse through The Rag's collection of lost loves. Perhaps we have yours.
Notes From The HOV Lane
Jon Black confronts the problem of road debris head-on.
Things Without Hair
See The Nano-Circus!
The Nano-Circus is amazing! (take our word for it).
What Did We Ever Do To Sharks!?
The Rag stumbled into a couple that claims to know the answer (warning, these people are"kooky").
The Rag Pet Adoption Service
The sad march of homeless animals starving for domestication continues.
Tales From the Floor
Ever wonder what a floor would say if it could talk? Well, ours does (and it's a "she," not an "it." Sorry.)
Have a Listen
Chipper Jones' Diary
The scandalous secret life of the Atlanta Braves' third baseman
Our Mission Statement's Mission Statement
"We, in our mission to write The Rag Mission Statement, aspire to proffer lucid, terse, and comprehensive verbiage illuminating explicitly the tacitly held beliefs, perspectives, and purposes in the origin, design, creation, and dissemination of The Rag and its content in a manner internally consistent with the aforementioned aspirations."