True American Spiritby Earl McCarthy In these times of uncertainty, our country has come together as a nation under the Stars and Stripes. But is that really all there is to do to show Osama, Mallomar, Saddam, and their kin the true character of the US of A? I think not. If we're going to strike terror into the hearts of those that would harm the citizens of the best country on the planet there are many more things we can do.
While driving, every time I see an American Flag, whether on a car or in front of a house or store, I honk my horn and lift my fist high in the air, continuing to honk until the flag is out of sight.
While walking, I stop and hug whoever I see wearing Old Glory on a sweater or belt buckle: a good long hug, with a little sway near the end. Then I whisper, "Thank you." (unless, of course, the wearer is olive-skinned).
My wife and I have stopped shopping at the Indian owned convenience store near our house, driving an extra ¼ mile to the Busy Bee, which is owned by a couple of zippers.
My brother, some of our buddies and I are starting a list of all the probable terrorists in our neighborhood so we can keep an eye on them and make sure they don't try to pull anything. We're also hanging out near their houses so we can stare and say things under our breath when they come out.
Finally, our family has also rediscovered our Faith, attending church every Sunday and praying every night. Specifically, since they are heathens and going to Hell anyway, we ask that He might just as well kill off all the Muslims now and save us all this trouble.
Oh, and my wife had an eagle tattooed on her ass.
Please join us to show the world what America is all about, and make those dark devils see the meaning of Freedom!
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