The Rag Action Network: How To Survive Showers

Each bullet presents one (1) technique. Techniques may be combined only when they have been mastered.

• Don't drink too much water, or, if you do, don't suck it into your lungs. You can't breathe water.
• Don't snack on the mildew without a healthy dose of vinegar.
• Wear steel-toed work boots.
• Don't shampoo with hydrochloric acid.
• Cover the bottom of your shower with those no-slip,
  sticky, flower-things, and "become the frog."
• If you feel another presence enter the room create a
  huge wall of bubbles by quickly lathering up with a lot of soap. Now, hide.
• Don't try to use the hair dryer while the water is
  running. Turn the water off first. Then, you can go get the hair dryer, get back in the shower area, and safely dry your hair.
• If you're going to take a romantic shower with a
  companion, casually suggest that you want to tie their
  hands and feet. If they're innocent, they'll just
  think you're being kinky. Otherwise, you've just saved your life.
• Be careful not to get your neck caught in the string
  on that poofy body sponge. You may need to cut it, just to be safe.