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How to Make the World Perfect

My Favorite Quotes from St. Augustine's Confessions
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A New Mythology - Part I

This myth is brand new, hot-off-the-presses. It was just written last week, in fact.

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A New Mythology - Part II

Part II is even newer than part I, if you can believe that.

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Tales from the floor


Ever wonder what a floor would say if it could talk? Well ours does (and it's a "she", not an "it". Sorry.)

The Rag's 2001 Emmy Award Predictions

Excerpt From 1999 Mensa Convention Program

"Please fill out your ballots before the 9:00pm mixer."