Introducing The 2002 Ford House
If you drove a House, you'd be home now
Safe. Reliable. Homey. The new Ford House combines the features of a full-size SUV and a single family residence. Perfect for the daily commuter
who demands the newest, biggest car. Available in Sedan or Tudor Coupe.
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Cruise control
24-Hour Roadside Protection
R-21 insulation
Two car garage
All brass hardware
Tray ceiling
6 cup holders
Sports package includes 17" wheels and basketball hoop
0-60 mph in 14 seconds
4 BPG* highway/2 BPG city *blocks per gallon
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Options
GPS
Sod
Curb feelers
Purple neon porch kit
Indian burial ground
Giant magnet to remove cars you've crushed
Mother-in-law suite
Pool/tennis
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Exterior Colors
brick red
yellow with wood paneling
midnight blue metallic
stucco
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Testimonials
Divorcee: "She got the condo but I got the House!"
Football fan: "Great for tailgate parties!"
Mother: "I feel safer knowing my family can only be crushed by a semi or another House."
Manute Bol: "Plenty of room for me, my family and the rest of our cars."
Base MSRP from the low $120s. Taxes and destination charges not included.
Ford SmartLease program: 360-month lease available (2 months' security deposit due at signing)
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Tales from the floor
Ever wonder what a floor would say if it could talk? Well ours does (and it's a "she", not an "it". Sorry.) Have a listen The Rag's 2001 Emmy Award Predictions
Sneak a Peek
Why Must We Mention Marshmallows In Every Issue?
I like marshmallows.
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