The Rag Pet Adoption Service
CockroachAs much as we love Cockroach, we simply must get rid of him. Cockroach is loads of fun but tends to be a handful and can get into trouble if you let him. Once he even convinced his friend Theo to take flying lessons with him!
As you may have noticed, Cockroach isn't really an invertebrate, like all our other adoptees. He was rounded up by mistake because of his crazy, inexplicable name. That's why we need to get rid of him.
Cockroach prefers chili-cheese fries but will eat anything as long as it's free.
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Tales from the floor
Ever wonder what a floor would say if it could talk? Well ours does (and it's a "she", not an "it". Sorry.) Have a listen The Rag's 2001 Emmy Award Predictions
Sneak a Peek
Hypothetical Third Slogan On Schlitz Can
"Schlitz, the beer with two slogans."
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