The Rag Diet

Lose ounces or pounds. The fat will fall away as you arise phoenix-like from the folds of your former self.

The Rag Diet is both the simplest and most nutritious of all fad diets. Jump on our train and we’ll take you to the land of self-respect.

Here are some testimonials:

“Cabbage soup, six little meals, carbohydrate, ascetic fasting and self-immolation, I had tried it all with little or no success. And the weight I did lose I put right back on. But with The Rag Diet I was able to finally come to grips with my wallowing lack of will.”

“My favorite part is that there are only three rules to remember. I’ve just about got them memorized.”

“I love the diet. My husband has mixed feelings. I’ve gone down from a 12 to a 6 fuckable areas count, and my vagina is one of them again.”

So, are YOU ready to like yourself again? Are you ready to look at yourself naked in the mirror without cringing? Unlike our competitors, we’re providing everything you need for The Rag Diet here, for FREE as a service to our readers. So, here it is. If you follow the three simple rules of The Rag Diet, we guarantee you will lose fat and maintain a healthier and happier you.

The Rag Diet:

1. Eat well-balanced meals totaling fewer calories than you burn (usually ~2400)
   
2. Exercise 30-45 minutes
   
3. Repeat daily for the rest of your life