The Rag Pet Adoption Service

Eric Coleman
Moniezia expansa
Eric comes to us from our Financial Operations Manager, Lona. He's about the most accomodating pet you could ask for. He's soft, discreet, he's a good traveler and he's been trained to never crawl out of your anus. Lona had had Eric since he was just a cyst. Before that his lineage is uncertain, as we've lost his papers.

Eric is a tapeworm. He mostly lives inside your intestinal tract but sometimes he likes to poke his little scolex out of your mouth. This is his way of saying, "Hi, I love you. Eat something else."

Lona used Eric mostly for professional reasons, as a dietary aid. She lost over 100 lbs. Now that he's beginning to deteriorate her health, she feels it would be best if he moved on. Eric is a very talented tapeworm, however. He's been used as an escape ladder and a police barricade.

Eric is a parasite and will eat anything (and everything)! you eat. If your stool becomes bloody, consult a physician.