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It's the End of George Harrison As We Know Him, and These People Feel Fine

“Who’s that?”
--Tommy Latherson, age 12

“Wasn’t he a famous sitar player? Wait, what’s a sitar?”
-- Jill Godfrey, age 15

“Oh yeah, I remember him. Didn’t he play with Herman's Hermits?”
-- Jack McCrae, age 35

“Of what? Cancer? Serves those damn hippies right. Look at me. I’m almost twice his age and fit as a fiddle.”
--Dale Huffman, age 83

“Um, bummer… that’s a real bugger.”
-- Pete Best, age 58

“Who da fuck is that goddamn muthafucka?”
-- Torrance Lebeaux, age 25

“Uh, yo no se de que estas hablando. No hablo ingles.”
-- Socorro Lopez, age 23

“And then there were two.”
-- Adrienne Collins, age 30

“Don’t Smoke”
-- American Lung Association

“Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna, Krishna Hari, Hari Hari.”
-- some guy outside the airport

“I suppose McCartney is going to have to write some crap ass tribute song now. Actually, I used to like the Beatles, but I wish they’d all just go away now.”
-- Virgil Klein, age 45

"The quiet Beatle just got a whole hell of a lot quieter."
-- George Gearring, age 50

 


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Yeah, it's a floor, but it's also a person.

That Kofi Annan's A Nut!


Man, I partied with Kofi after the awards ceremony and he forgot his medal.

Criticism of Water # 27

Shhhhh! You don't want to break the surface tension.