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How to Make the World Perfect

Hey there, white beard.  Come fill MY stocking.

KISS Army Called Upon for Active Duty
We finally found a use for these pathetic people.

Ideas from the Playwright

The Official The Rag Diet

What is That Pain?

I Am Not Michael Landon
An introduction to the real me

Best Wishes of the Season

It's the End of George Harrison As We Know Him, and These People Feel Fine

Things That Move

The Birds And The Bees
A Pocket Parent From The Rag Press

Read about Shrimp!

Things Without Hair

The Rag Pet Adoption Service
The sad march of homeless animals starving for domestication continues.

Vegetarian Restaurant Names


Tales from the Floor


Yeah, it's a floor, but it's also a person.

That Kofi Annan's A Nut!


Man, I partied with Kofi after the awards ceremony and he forgot his medal.

Six Other Ways of Looking at Blackbird

Top, Bottom, Left, Right, Front, Back