Euphemisms Waiting for a MeaningCalling in the order
Checking the tire wear
The torque wrench
Handing 'round the gravy
Edging
Optimizing the code
Applebee's
Worming the hamster
Cutting off the telemarketer
Penis
Drowning the man in the boat
Repartitioning the district
Pre-Raphaelite
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Tales From the Floor
Yeah, it's a floor, but it's also a person. Tales From the Floor Kidz Korner
What are you waiting for, kids? This column was written with YOU in mind! Kidz Korner, Installment One
Quotes from the Conscious Calculator
Five, five, five. Hit the five again. Oooh, yeah. No, wait, don't hit equals yet. Not yet. Ok, now.
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