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Products that Can be Made from Human Hair

(categorized by body part)

Head - pillow stuffing, drapery, afghans, bullet resistant fabrics, artificial wigs

Face - cheap wigs, kids toys (daddy dolls), iron filings, replacement arm hair

Arm pits - socks, sweaters, garnish for grilled cheese sandwiches

Chest - pet pillow stuffing, upholstery, falafel

Arms - fake moustaches, filters, Robin Williams Disguise Kits

Back - insulation, patchouli

Ears - educational materials, caulking, insecticides

Nose - radar components, Beanie Baby tags, rock salt, nougat, record needles

Intestine (cilia) - industrial cleansers, caulking, guitar strings

Mons Pubis - piles on bathroom floor, Halloween masks, jewelry, bookmarks

Legs - furniture, modern sculpture, pigments

Feet and toes - fireworks, comic book novels, wood

Palms - video games, brown paper, aquarium pebbles, glossy magazines

 


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