Things Without Hair

Euphemisms Waiting for a Meaning

Not sure how to say something vulgar to someone? Choose any of these unclaimed euphemisms.

The Rag Pet Adoption Service

Millions of potential "family members" are homeless in this country. Won't you help?

Human Hair Products

You are but a farm waiting to be harvested.

Tales From the Floor

Yeah, it's a floor, but it's also a person.

Kidz Korner

What are you waiting for, kids? This column was written with YOU in mind!

Winsome Thoughts

All life is a cosmic hiccup in the amoral void.