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How to Make the World Perfect

A Venn for Valentine

The Conspiracy Machine
A The Rag expose.

What Amazon Readers Are Saying About Cold Calling Techniques that Really Work!
Enter the minds of MaDnEss!

Archer's Last Chance
Upholstery's gritty underworld.

What is That Pain?

The Rag Interview with Chris Kattan
We ask the questions. Chris Kattan gives the answers. You read them both

Open Letter to All the Women Who Ignore Me
You know I'm really talking to you, don't you?

Things That Move

The Rag Almanac of Uncommon Measurements
Well, uncommon/dangerous.

Lou is Back!
Lou the Shrimp - Canto II: The Troublemaker

Things Without Hair

New Euphemisms You Can Use Today

The Rag Pet Adoption Service
The sad march of homeless animals starving for domestication continues.

Human Hair Products
Categorized by the body part from which it came.


Tales From the Floor


Yeah, it's a floor, but it's also a person.

Kidz Korner


What are you waiting for, kids? This column was written with YOU in mind!

Winsome Thoughts

Follow your bliss, as long as it's over 18 without a restraining order.