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Funny Things to Make Lists of

  • Letters of the alphabet
  • Books in the Bible
  • People you haven’t slept with
  • Ontological features common to both Smurfs and Snorks
  • Things in Oscar Mayer’s colon
  • Things you need to buy at the grocery store
  • Possible explanations for that screaming sound you just heard
  • Hypothetical last names for Cher
  • Manufacturing plants of the world
  • Signs that you're on fire
  • Other signs
  • Words used in Hamlet (in order)
  • Basic human rights
  • Examples of metadata
  • Occasions when you wish you had a pocket full of giblets.

     


  • Tales From the Floor


    Gather 'round and listen to the floor spin a yarn

    The Rag Guide To Picking Up Chicks


    Common sense techniques to picking up chicks without getting hurt

    Fast Food Ideas

    The Ass-Widener Value Meal