Editorial From A Completely Random American

Carl Ambrose, a self proclaimed "Anerkist Redneck," is from Perry Georgia, just south of Macon.

How we ought to get rid of Saddam Hussein

First, take one of them famous news people. Larry King or that CNN guy. Take one of them and drive 'em crazy. I mean really drive him crazy. Get his wife to leave him for some other guy. I know that'd drive me crazy. Get him real good and crazy. Y'know, so he don't even care if he's livin' or dyin' 'cos he ain't goin' wanna do this if he ain't crazy.

Then, get him all mad at Saddam Hussein. Like tell him Saddam Hussein is the fella his wife ran off with or keep bringin' up the Kurds or something like that.

Then, threaten his manhood by sayin't he couldn't get a one-on-one interview with Saddam Hussein. Get him up so mad't goes on up and does it.

Then, send him in there to do that interview right after he up and swallowed a bunch little remote control bombs. That way, he won't get caught with what he's about to do. Americans can do that. Americans can do anything.

And when that satellite up in orbit sets off those bombs, that Larry King won't give a rat's ass if he blows up with him 'cos he thinks his woman's gone or he's off thinkin 'bout them poor Kurds and they ain't nothin' worth living for, so might as well blow up the muther fucker that did it. You know what I'm sayin'?

I guess you could take some muther fucker that's already crazy and make him into a famous news guy. But I reckon it's easier the way i said it the first.