The Rag Pet Adoption Service

Processed Pet of the Month

Rayleigh comes to us from a large family that was purchased at a drive thru by an even larger family whose sole intention was to eat them. Rayleigh would surely have been eaten and metabolized were it not for the brave efforts of a human infant who threw Rayleigh out of the car window. We don't know for sure how long she was wandering along the side of the street before we found her (if only pets could talk!), but she was in pretty bad shape.

But as is our God-given way, The Rag brought her into our facilities, re-applied a coat of batter, and gave her a hot-oil bath until she looked good as new. Now, she is as warm and tender as any pet you could hope for.

Rayleigh enjoys the company of fellow Chicken McNuggets. She should probably be kept away from dogs and other carnivores, but any McNugget-loving family can adopt her. She is very clean as she has lost most of her grease. She doesn't eat and requires only occasional frying or microwaving*. Please won't you consider adopting a McNugget before buying one?

* May cause rubberiness.