Convention Con 2002 Is Coming To Your Town

Convention Con 2002, the nation's largest and most important convention, is coming to your town May 16. ConCon has been hailed by Convention Enthusiast magazine as "The Rosetta Stone of conventions" and given a Superior Rating by Consumer Reports Reports.

Unlock your true conventioneering potential: Find out how conventions work. Meet professional and semi-professional conventioneers. Visit an actual convention simulation. Q & A with none other than Tommie Mullroney, world renowned events planner. Register to win 1 million square feet of high traffic carpet. Dance with Connie, the ConCon Condor!

Schedule of events *

6:00 a.m.
Doors open. Don't be shy. Mingle. Mingle!

7:00 a.m.
Mingle, Don't Mangle - The art of mingling. Learn what you did wrong no less than one hour ago.

7:30 a.m.
Hello, My Name is Confidence - The power of name tag placement. Your breasts never had so much attention!

8:00 a.m.
Mingle break

8:05 a.m.
How Many Pens Equal One Mouse Pad? - Promotional material conversion made simple. Learn how not to get short changed and how to get something for nothing!

9:00 a.m.
You Like Industrial Insulation? Me too! - Guide to hooking up with fellow conventioneers.

11:00 a.m.
Lunch - You should already know how to do this. Ha ha.

12:30 p.m.
Nope. This Is My First Time Here - A hands-on workshop on how to avoid awkward situations with people you slept with at last year's convention.

1:30 p.m.
Guided Tour of SimCon - A guided tour through an actual simulated convention complete with display booths and animatronic conventioneers. (NOTE: any resemblance of animatronic conventioneers to American Presidents is purely coincidental).

3:00 p.m.
Colloqium - Minority issues at conventions.

4:00 p.m.
Living Legend Showcase - Meet and greet with Tommie Mullroney.

5:00 p.m.
Crisis Management Seminar - Banner misspelled? Out of souvenir bags? Keynote speaker showed up drunk? Learn how to handle crises in stride. (FOR REGISTERED CONVENTION ORGANIZERS ONLY)

5:30 p.m.
Foam Menagerie - Final promotional item exchange blitz. What size visor do YOU wear?

6:00 p.m.
Commencement - Join in the ConCon sing-a-long and don't forget to sign our e-mail list to learn about ConCon updates, including special seminars and events only for ConCon participants.

We hope to see you at ConCon 2002. Do it for your family. Do it for you.

* Subject to change.