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The Rag Reader's Poll Results

Percentage of readers that are male: 100

Percentage of readers that are female: 100

Percentage of The Rag readers that contain time-released chemicals: 92

Percentage of readers for whom the laws of time and space are but a pleasant aftertaste: 1

Combined weight (in stones) of readers that like the sound of their own voice mixed with that of Richard Simmons: 312,997

Percentage of The Rag Readers stickin' it to the man: 29

Number of regular readers of The Rag: 4 (including me)

Cups in a gallon: 16

 


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The Rag Director's Commentary
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