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Fore Front™: Earn Money Doing Nothing!

Hi, friend!

Do you want to earn EXTRA CASH for DOING NOTHING? Who doesn’t? I’m here to offer you an exciting new opportunity in advertising!

How? Your forehead.

I'm Dan Worther. My company, Fore Front™, will pay you to have a semi-permanent* advertisement placed on your forehead. Every day you walk outside with the advertisement, you earn $$$ CASH $$$.

How much? Anyone can earn money, but it’s up to you to determine how much.**

You get a TATTOO that will make you look TOUGH! How much will it cost you? IT COSTS YOU NOTHING, in fact WE PAY YOU!!!

Here are testimonials from some of our top earners:
"I have earned hundreds of extra dollars over the last year, and the chicks dig my boss tat."
- Sam Muledeer
"Why advertise for free? I've thrown all my caps away! With the money I'm earning with Fore Front™, I'm saving up for a solid silver belt buckle."
- Andy Cooper
"By getting the large*** tattoo in four colors, I've maximized my earnings. It's the best business decision I've ever made!"
- Sal Mancusi
"As an executive, I was hesitant at first, thinking that it might negatively affect my standing at work. But, on the contrary, it's a big hit. The rate of visitors to my cube has increased 35%!"
- Arthur White
"At first my wife was really mad. That is, until I parlayed my 3-color large*** ad into a new dress for her in three short months!"
- P.W. Salinger
"My life is dedicated to real estate, but my forehead is for me."
- Wendy Wells


*Ads are created using reliable, sanitary tattoo technology. Laser removal is at the bearer’s expense and risk.

**Payment is calculated as follows:
Time (t): First, you earn 1t for every hour you spend in a public place containing at least 10 people with the ad visible.
Size (s): The larger the ad, the more you make. Small ads get you .5s. Medium .7s. Large*** ads are the best value at 1s.
Color (c): You can have up to four colors in your ad. Each color is worth .25c.
t * s * c = your pay (minus all taxes, fees, and handling charges)

***Large ads often require the removal of hair. Any ad fully or partially covered by hair earns no money as “not visible.” Fore Front™ recommends the use of electrolysis or laser hair removal at bearer's expense to avoid forfeiture of payment.

 


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