Fore Front™: The Controversy

Dear reader,

My name is Hergard Stoig, a founding member and community education chair of the The Freedom Frontallies.

I am grateful for this forum to decry Fore Front™ and rally support for our cause: The equal treatment of all people, regardless of race, creed, color, or forehead size.

Fore Front™ is just one of several companies in our civil suit against forehead discrimination. Other companies named in the suit include Prell and Kangol.

You may scoff at the idea of forehead discrimination. But this seemingly minor physical difference is, for many of us, a constant, daily struggle.

Don't just take my word for it. Here is a message from our spokesperson:

Dear America, Our country was founded on the principle of equal rights, and our Constitution guarantees it. In my life, I've had to endure much ridicule and derision. But I've made it my mission to stand up to my oppressors. Personally when possible, and legally when necessary. Therefore, I strongly urge all of you to consider Hergard, myself, and others like us before exploiting your facial real estate. Thank you, and see you in 2004. Former Attorney General, Janet Reno