Fore Jerry's™: Forehead ads for real people

Don't let those "other guys" scam you with all their fine print and whatnot.

Take control of your own forehead.

I'm Jerry Stacks, founder of Fore Jerry's™. I was one of many to be turned away by the "other guys" just because I don't look like some goody-two-shoes pansy.

Well, like my dad used to say, intead of getting mad, I got even. Ok, I got mad, too, but now I'm getting even evener. Not having a job at the time, I answered the knock of opportunity and started Fore Jerry's™.

Fore Jerry's™ has no fine print, no hidden fees, and NO ONE WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

Here's how it works. You pay me a one time fee of $20 bucks (or three easy payments of $10 per month for three months), and we'll tattoo you.

From then on, you're in business with the company you're advertising. THEY PAY YOU DIRECTLY!

Don't go around advertising for people you don't know. At Fore Jerry's™, YOU CHOOSE THE AD from a list of ads for LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD COMPANIES. YOU KNOW THE PLACE!

CHOOSE FREEDOM!

CHOOSE FORE JERRY'S™!

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