Do You Suffer From Juvenitis?

Are you short? Really short? Do you like vegetables? Are you impetuous, given to lasting fits of manic energy followed by inconsolable crying, then by periods of deep sleep? Do you have no sense of shame or appropriateness? Do you wear brightly colored clothes that don't match? Are you overly gullible? Do you have poor diction and or motor skills? Do you feel that the world actually revolves around you? Are you forced to attend school every weekday?

If you answered yes to the above questions (or no to that one about liking vegetables), you may suffer from Juvenitis.