Quantum Bits and Flakes™

This newly released diet cereal is taking the breakfast aisle by storm. Out of the labs and into your home, the most sophisticated minds on the planet have developed Quantum Bits and Flakes™ to be the high-energy, low-calorie breakfast of the 21st century.

Take it from our scientists:
“Quanta are squirrelly little guys, but we’ve been able to form them into pleasing shapes and added a hint of honey, nature’s sweetener.” - James Petrov, PhD

“The great thing about Quantum Bits and Flakes™ is that they have a very low number of calories. While we can’t say for sure how many calories per serving, we know it’s a very low number, lower than competing brands for sure.” – Sally M. Freigert, PhD

“The hook of the product is that it both does and does not exist. The instant you look at it, it becomes either a directional vector, or a tasty cereal that stays crunchy in milk.” – Mort Vernon, PhD

Whatever those white coats are talking about, it spells F-U-N. Dieters love ‘em because they’re low in calories. Mom’s love ‘em because they’re all natural. But most of all, kids love ‘em because they’re fun! It’s like the cereal IS the toy inside.

You see, when you pour yourself a bowl of Quantum Bits and Flakes™, it’s like pouring out a game.

Where are they? I don’t know, but I know how many there are!

Do you have enough, Yes…and NO!

Did you spill them? Yes…and NO!

All matter in the universe is composed of quantum packets of energy. Eat the natural way, get back to Nature.

Listen to some happy customers:
“I’ve lost three pounds in three weeks eating Quantum Bits and Flakes™.” - Dana Sanders

“I love the way they are blurry.” - Chelsea Briggs, age 8

“They taste great! I think.” - Gary Gargon


COMING SOON:
Heisenberg Snack Bars™ - great for hiking, camping, or just that afternoon snack. New space-saving Uncertainty Wrap(TM) makes them the most portable snack on the planet. The bar doesn't exist until you open it, so slip a few in your wallet, just in case.