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The Rag Complete Internet IndexTM

The Rag has just compiled the first Complete IndexTM of the internet. If your site does not appear below or if your site is new, please email us with the pertinent information and your site will be added¹. Thanks and take off your clothes.

Stuff

The Poke - Whoa, fuckin' Jesus A! Talk about, jeeze, this site, I mean, I don't know what to...man, fuck. Good stuff.

Idiotica - Remember what we said about The Poke? Double that for this. More funny than a, well, than a, y'know, that stuff. What's it called?

John Fanzine - This site has WAP enabled Ouija Boards and a sailor that decorates his boat with his own severed legs. It's on top of our list for a reason.

The Schmews - Europe's Finest News Source (in English)

The Blue Brick - The foundation of satire, the Blue Brick

The Enduring Vision - I wonder if an Enduduring Vision is anything like a flashback?

Wall Street Poet - Sing the Body Economic

Dear Aunt Nettie - Everything hilarious about a blathering old lady with none of the odor

Broken Newz - Broken, like the very foundations of your lives!!!

Show Me Your Wound - Find out what will happen BEFORE you do something stupid.

Q Fever - That pain you're feeling is from laughter.

Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist - That's right. An official Humor Columnist. Licensed, bonded, insured.

JaCKPie - JaCKPie Productions is a barrelling cavalcade of improv Thunder. Check 'em out.

Heisenberg's Fun House - The exact speed and location of FUN!

Nothing Like the Truth - It's true. Nothing is like the truth. Except maybe a cold Yoohoo.

Roz Pranks - When Mother Nature calls, drag your computer into the crapper and load up this site.

The Toque - No man, a toque is a hat! (WARNING: CONTENTS MAY BE CANADIAN).

Randy's Web Weirdness - This site is almost 79 years old but it doesn't look it.

University of the Bleeding Obvious - Well, we don't need to tell you what this site is all about.

The Specious Report - A site rendered entirely in crayon. Pretty cool.

The World of B.S. Pyle - Yep. Its whole world, on a single website.

The Mighty Organ - Essays. Good writin' in a real nice font (in English).

Cursor - The blog that gave that blinking thing on your screen its name.

The Daily Bull - It'll make you laugh, then explain to you why.

The Hammer - Yes, it's another Canadian site. What can we do? They amuse us...

The Wired Press - It looks like news, but it's really fake news. Shhhh.

Bold Opinion - Varied collection of editorials including one on "break-up sex," whatever that is...

coolstop - But the cool doesn't stop. It just keeps going. (Note how cool 11/10/01 is).

www.MNFTIU.cc - If you're fringe and cool, you already know about this site. But then, you probably don't know about The Rag.

Cockeyed - This guy is crazy. Crazy funny that is!

Royal Journal - Fear not, loyal republican. This site is for everyone. Well, not really. But if you're in the .0002% that likes The Rag, you'll like this.

Ghetto Skooter - The ghettoiest, scooteriest site on the internet today.

Satire Wire - Actually deserves all the awards it's won.

Real Humor - Not an HBO series, but that's a good idea....

Dad's Garage Theater - Good ol' fashion short-form improv and a bunch of other cool stuff, Atlanta style.

Other Stuff

CNN - Pretty good news site. Updated daily.

Amazon - Indepentent book retailer. We think they deliver but check site to be sure.

Space Weather - Great for planning trips.

Popular Immunology - Fanfare for the common lupus

the Gaynovian Tourist Bureau in CARLA'S CASTLE - A very interesting example of biology finding its own way.

Poppin' Game Like a Junkie poppin' pills - 207 hits and counting...Don't be mad that he doesn't link to your tinfoil site.

Microsoft - Mostly computer related stuff but some it's really funny.

Ultra Porn - This site doesn't exist yet, but when it does, it's gonna be ultra porny.

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